1. sorry cant go out tonight i have a pimple that i dont want anyone to see and im hoping it will be gone by monday

     


  2. but wheres the fun in consensual sex????????? 

     

  3. idk

    (via hemptemples)

     


  4. ♡ i think about u when i masturbate 

     


  5. I wouldn’t even know it was mother’s day if it weren’t for all the companies that profit from it advertising it everywhere

     

  6. (Source: jameschororos, via hellopeter)

     

  7. seanbehoopin:

    Victoria Monument (by Skidmarks_1)

    (Source: italdred, via dead-kingdom)

     


  8. jewelstaites:

    how to give a good handjob

    • bop it
    • pull it
    • twist it

    (via nostalgic-dreaaming)

     

  9. gatsbymovie:

    Baz Luhrmann has chosen these two spectacular entries as the winners of The Great Gatsby Fan Art Challenge! Congratulations to Alyssa Scott (left) and Anthony Ithurralde (right), who will be joining us in NY for the red carpet premiere next week! 

     


  10. yes hello blowjob please

     


  11. who da fuck is Antention and why all my teachers want me 2 pay him?! I aint never bought none a dat niggaz kush b4

     

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  13. rhiannanag:

    i don’t go to the thrift shop to be cool i go because i’m poor

    (via eggheadz)

     


  14. dialupmodem:

    quick have sex with me i’ll explain later

    (via lookinforhotbutts)

     

  15. (Source: pr0mise, via urbnskte)